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+              <h3 class="blog-title">The Return of the KFC Double Down</h3>
+              <h3 class="datestamp">12/02/2025</h3>
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+                OK this is a silly post but my friends asked me for a full
+                review of the new kfc zinger double down. So here it is.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                The double down is The Goblin Meal To End All Goblin meals. Two
+                chicken fillets as the buns in a burger, with something
+                (previously bacon, now a hash brown) in the middle. It sounds
+                horrible and honestly it kind of is, but that good kind of
+                horrible that you only get with a really grotty fast food meal.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                It's awful. I love it. Haven't had one since they were last
+                about in idk, 2019?
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                Anyway they've made a new one and today I ate it. Was it good?
+                Let's find out!
+              </p>
+              <br />
+              <p>OK I have just finished eating it. It is Bad.</p>
+              <p>
+                The old double down was bad, but you kinda knew what you were
+                getting. It was just two slabs of chicken, a bit of processed
+                cheese, and a slice of bacon. In reality those other two
+                elements didn't make much of a dent in the flavour profile and
+                all you really tasted was KFC chicken.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                Some elements are still ok, the chicken is fine, the cheese is
+                still shite but edible. But god, the hash brown?
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                The addition of the hash brown messes with both the consistency
+                and the flavour; it's now a weird mess of stodge that is
+                honestly quite unpleasant in the mouth.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                I will admit, me aging and the diet I've been on in prep for
+                surgery in March has changed my response to a lot of fast food;
+                I had a dominos pizza the other week as a treat and I simply did
+                not like it anymore. So me disliking it may not all be on the
+                double down, but it certainly didn't help itself.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                So yeah do not rate. I wouldn't buy it if I were you. 3/10.
+                Alright cheers everyone see you in the next post.
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