From: Athene Allen Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2025 23:59:55 +0000 (+0000) Subject: neeeew entry ready baby X-Git-Url: https://fortfriendship.online/gitweb/gnargle.github.io.git/commitdiff_plain/292ff37bfbde25a7947e8bc1e7139a8ac5413deb?ds=sidebyside neeeew entry ready baby --- diff --git a/RSSGen/Program.cs b/RSSGen/Program.cs index dde1a52..a8ebb78 100644 --- a/RSSGen/Program.cs +++ b/RSSGen/Program.cs @@ -120,11 +120,90 @@ if (File.Exists(rssPath)) File.Delete(rssPath); } -Console.WriteLine("RSS generated, outputting to console and file"); -Console.WriteLine(output); +Console.WriteLine("Main RSS generated, outputting to file"); File.WriteAllText(rssPath, output); +Console.WriteLine("Generating hentai subseries feed"); + +folder = FindDirectory("diversions/hentaigames"); + +filePaths = Directory.EnumerateFiles(folder); +fileInfos = new List(); + +if (filePaths.Any()) +{ + foreach (var path in filePaths) + { + if (Path.GetFileNameWithoutExtension(path).Equals("template", StringComparison.InvariantCultureIgnoreCase)) + continue; + if (Path.GetFileNameWithoutExtension(path).Equals("list", StringComparison.InvariantCultureIgnoreCase)) + continue; + var fInfo = new FileInfo(path); + fileInfos.Add(fInfo); + } +} + +fileInfos = fileInfos.OrderByDescending(f => f.CreationTimeUtc).Take(20).ToList(); + +myRSS = new rss(); + +myRSS.version = 2.0m; + +myRSS.channel = new rssChannel +{ + title = "athene.gay - hentai games subseries entries", + description = "entries in the hentai game sub-series for athene.gay", + language = "en-GB", + link = "https://athene.gay/hentaigames/list.html", + item = new List(), + link1 = new link + { + href = "https://athene.gay/hentaigames.xml", + rel = "self", + type = "application/rss+xml", + } +}; + +foreach (var file in fileInfos) +{ + var htmlString = File.ReadAllText(file.FullName); + OpenGraph graph = OpenGraph.ParseHtml(htmlString); + var publishDate = DateTime.Parse(graph.Metadata["article:published_time"].First()); + var item = new rssChannelItem() + { + title = graph.Title, + description = graph.Metadata["og:description"].First(), + pubDate = publishDate.ToString("r"), + link = "https://athene.gay/diversions/hentaigames/" + Path.GetFileName(file.Name) + }; + item.guid = new rssChannelItemGuid() + { + isPermaLink = true, + Value = item.link + }; + myRSS.channel.item.Add(item); +} + +output = Generator.SerializeRSS(myRSS); + +rssPath = Path.Combine(Directory.GetCurrentDirectory(), "../hentaigames.xml"); + +if (!File.Exists(rssPath)) +{ + rssPath = Path.Combine(Directory.GetCurrentDirectory(), "../../../../hentaigames.xml"); +} + +if (File.Exists(rssPath)) +{ + File.Delete(rssPath); +} + +Console.WriteLine("Hentai Games RSS generated, outputting to file"); + +File.WriteAllText(rssPath, output); + + string FindDirectory(string folderName) { var folder = Path.Combine(Directory.GetCurrentDirectory(), $"../{folderName}"); diff --git a/diversions/hentaigames.html b/diversions/hentaigames.html index 6e5d9a4..adbf797 100644 --- a/diversions/hentaigames.html +++ b/diversions/hentaigames.html @@ -42,11 +42,227 @@

27/02/2025

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Once upon a time, I was a horny teenage boy. Now, I'm a horny adult woman.

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+ I also (as is probably obvious from a bunch o0f other pages on + this blog) grew up in the golden age of the internet, when the + whole thing was new and exciting. A decentralised wonderland, + where you could find anything and everything. +

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+ Which, obviously, meant there was a lot of porn on it. + The internet today is safe and sanitary, which. Like. OK. Yes, + it's safer for kids. But now that spaces are for + everyone, including kids, those rough edges are gone. + You're extremely unlikely to stumble upon someone writing about + the hentai comics of Sonic the Hedgehog + unless you're specifically looking for it. Adult only spaces + have been stripped away, smoothed off and siloed into very + specific places. Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better + than I know my own grandmother's. +

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+ Back in the day though, porn was everywhere. As detailed + previously, my first experience of pornography was on Sonic + Cult, but shortly after that, I discovered hentai flash games. + By accident, in fact. +

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+ Flash games evoke noistalgia in basically everyone who grew up + in the 00s. For many it was Newgrounds or CoolMathGames, but for + me, it was funnyjunk. Funnyjunk was a content aggregator - it's + where I first saw a bunch of weebl's stuff cartoons, blode, + strongbad. It also linked out to a few other flash collection + websites, one was a site that collected hundreds of flash games. + Sadly, the name escapes me now. +

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+ I played a lot of (relatively) tame stuff on that site! It was + all nicked from newgrounds or armorgames or whatever, but I had + a lot of fun hitting 'random' and finding Interactive Buddy, + Bowman 2, that penguin clubbing game, you know. But also plenty + of rougher stuff! +

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+ Anyway, one day I hit random and came across a game called + Frank's Adventure - a top down lite RPG. I gave it a go, as I + always did, without really reading the instructions. +

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+ Played through, ran around the world, played the skiing minigame + that Tye from Digimon offered you. After a bit of effort, I beat + the game, and got presented with this screen: +

+ + A hentai image of a woman with red hair, spreadeagled on a bed facing away from the viewer. You can see her pussy and a tity + +

+ THAT'S A FUCKIN TITY. TITY? IN VIDEO GAME? I'M THIRTEEN YEARS + OLD THAT'S TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN ONE! +

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+ Now look. I'm not gonna pretend the art in this game is the best + hentai in the world. This is another of the 'pics' you get, and + other than looking a bit like Aerith it's pretty poor. Look at + the rendering on that pussy. Poor show. +

+ + A hentai image of a woman with brown hair who looks a bit like Aerith, facing the viewer and spreading her legs. She is fully nude. + +

+ But this experience flipped a switch in my brain. The idea of + being able to play video games and get rewarded for succeeding + with a titty was insanely enticing for me, a cumbrained idiot. + So I spent an insane amount of time searching out 'free + online sex games.' +

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+ And with the aforementioned era of the internet, there was + absolutely no shortage of them! Which was great for me as + a horny teenager. But, sadly, this entire genre is disappearing, + at least in any kind of properly creative sense. +

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+ Plenty of porn games still exist, but by and large they have a + decidedly different oeuvre than their heyday of the early + internet. They're on steam and itch now, which is cool, but if I + bring up the top selling adult games, well, the list looks like + this: +

+ + A screenhot of the Top Selling category on steam's Adult Only listings page. All of the games are Source Filmmaker-esque 'sex sims,' apart from the top hit, which is a furry FNAF porn parody. + +

+ There's only one way to describe this: extremely fuckin' hetty. + Apart from that top result, which is some kind of FNAF porn + parody thing. Aside: furries fucking rule and they deserve the + world. +

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+ And look. Politically, yes, hentai games of old are pretty het + too. Being 'rewarded' with sex for basic video game chores is + terribly objectifying. But the modern hardware and lack of + limitations on what people are able to make means the games + feel more het, more cookie cutter. Not to 'back in my + day,' but like everything else made in flash, hentai games had + real personality. You could track a creator's works and lineage + - Z0ne is probably the most well-known example of this, but + they're far from the only one. Mittsies is out there making + full-ass videogames like Helltaker and Awaria now, which are + excellent, and they got their start making MLP porn games, many + of which had some pretty extreme kinks in them. Game recognise + game, Mittsie. +

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+ So why am I writing this? Well, in short, I want to chronicle + some of these games. Revisit some favourites, if you will. Maybe + even do some analysis! Why do they work, why do they titillate? + What is it about porn games that buzzes a certain subsection of + brains just right? We may even find out something about + ourselves along the way. +

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+ This will be an ongoing project, with this post being the + kickoff. I will be updating irregularly. I don't promise to + complete every game (some are huge undertakings!) but I will + play for at least half an hour or so to get some reasonable + impressions of each game. +

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+ Cool. OK, some housekeeping. First of all, cards on the + table, I've dabbled in this field before. Long ago I made a game + called + Ace Attorney: The Dark Age of Love + for a porn game jam run by other noted lover of porn games, + eevee. (She's making her own game, + fox flux, + which is porny if you're weird with it! For any hets reading + this don't worry about it). It actually ended up getting + featured on + Kotaku UK, then later, the mothership itself. + It's not good, by any stretch, but I did make it to impress my + now-wife, so it did what it needed to do, and it has over 14,000 + downloads on Itch.io. It's probably the most statistically + significant thing I will ever do as a creative, which is weird + to think about. But the point is, I contributed to the scene as + well as consumed, and I feel pretty cool about that, honestly. +

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+ Secondly: how do we play these games nowadays? Flash is + long-dead, after all. Well. That, my friend, is where + Flashpoint comes + in. Essentially Archive.Org for flash games, applets, headers + and so much more, it is an astonishing project that really + doesn't get the recognition it deserves. Flashpoint provides a + launcher, a packaged version of flash player that works on + modern hardware, ruffle (a flash emulator) for the games that + support it, and an exhaustive list of almost every flash Thing + you could possibly imagine, all in one convenient package. 18+ + flashes are excluded from the search by default, so we'll be + toggling them on in the config if you want to play along at + home. +

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+ Thirdly: These games are all products of their time, and + may contain content that some may not prefer to see. I will be + operating to some extent under a [Creator Chose Not To Use + Archive Warnings] structure, where most things will not be + content-warned. I will, however, make exceptions for things we + may stumble across that include racism, homophobia, or other + things that fall under the category of hate speech. I do not + expect to see much of this, but there will likely be racist + caricatures from time to time. Additionally, any particularly + extreme kinks will be warned for; e.g. incest, lolisho, scat, + etc. Any screenshots containg warned kinks will not be shown + in-line and will only be text-linked. Everything else is fair + game and will be shown in-line, so don't read these entries at + work! +

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+ Finally, this is a bit out of the realm of probably + expected posts for this blog, so entries in this diversion will + not be listed on the main RSS feed. I will be maintaining a + separate one (linked at the top) that you can subscribe to if + you want to know when I make a new post in this series. +

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+ Cool, with all that said, expect the first post sometime this + week! I dunno what it'll be on. Maybe I'll let Flashpoint RNG + us. See you then! +

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