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16 <h3 class="blog-title">The Return of the KFC Double Down</h3>
17 <h3 class="datestamp">12/02/2025</h3>
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21 OK this is a silly post but my friends asked me for a full
22 review of the new kfc zinger double down. So here it is.
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25 The double down is The Goblin Meal To End All Goblin meals. Two
26 chicken fillets as the buns in a burger, with something
27 (previously bacon, now a hash brown) in the middle. It sounds
28 horrible and honestly it kind of is, but that good kind of
29 horrible that you only get with a really grotty fast food meal.
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32 It's awful. I love it. Haven't had one since they were last
33 about in idk, 2019?
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36 Anyway they've made a new one and today I ate it. Was it good?
37 Let's find out!
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40 <p>OK I have just finished eating it. It is Bad.</p>
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42 The old double down was bad, but you kinda knew what you were
43 getting. It was just two slabs of chicken, a bit of processed
44 cheese, and a slice of bacon. In reality those other two
45 elements didn't make much of a dent in the flavour profile and
46 all you really tasted was KFC chicken.
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49 Some elements are still ok, the chicken is fine, the cheese is
50 still shite but edible. But god, the hash brown?
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53 The addition of the hash brown messes with both the consistency
54 and the flavour; it's now a weird mess of stodge that is
55 honestly quite unpleasant in the mouth.
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58 I will admit, me aging and the diet I've been on in prep for
59 surgery in March has changed my response to a lot of fast food;
60 I had a dominos pizza the other week as a treat and I simply did
61 not like it anymore. So me disliking it may not all be on the
62 double down, but it certainly didn't help itself.
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65 So yeah do not rate. I wouldn't buy it if I were you. 3/10.
66 Alright cheers everyone see you in the next post.
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