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authorAthene Allen <atheneallen93@gmail.com>
Sat, 1 Mar 2025 16:55:32 +0000 (16:55 +0000)
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+    <title>Hentai Key Girl 1-4 - z0ne</title>
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+    <meta
+      name="description"
+      content="If you have any history
+                with these kinds of games, you probably recognise the name Z0ne."
+    />
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+      property="og:description"
+      content="If you have any history
+                with these kinds of games, you probably recognise the name Z0ne."
+    />
+    <meta
+      name="twitter:description"
+      content="If you have any history
+                with these kinds of games, you probably recognise the name Z0ne."
+    />
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+      property="article:published_time"
+      content="2025-03-01T00:00:00+00:00"
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+          <div class="entry">
+            <a href="../../index.html">Home</a>
+            <div class="title-block">
+              <h3 class="blog-title">Hentai Key Girl 1-4 - z0ne</h3>
+              <h3 class="datestamp">2006</h3>
+            </div>
+            <div class="content">
+              <a href="../../img/diversions/hentaigames/hentaikeygirl2.png">
+                <img
+                  class="blog-img-lrg"
+                  src="../../img/diversions/hentaigames/hentaikeygirl2.png"
+                  alt="A screenshot of HentaiKey Girl 2, which shows a woman with red hair giving a tit job. There are control options for different actions on the left, and a pleasure percentage in the top right. The dick is strangely yellow."
+                />
+              </a>
+              <p>
+                OK, this is a fantastic place to start. If you have any history
+                with these kinds of games, you probably recognise the name Z0ne,
+                if not this flash itself. This was a 'game' (more of a
+                controllable animation sequence, really) from Hentaikey, the
+                premium source of hentai animations online in the 00s and early
+                10s. They are, somehow, still kicking, despite rule34 and
+                similar booru sites eating their lunch.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                Z0ne themself is an extremely prolific porn animation creator.
+                Filtering to them in Flashpoint gives 117 results, and
+                <a href="www.zone-archive.com">Z0ne Archive</a> has a blog post
+                as recent as 2023. If you delve deeper they appear to be
+                maintaining a fansly for a robot OC that was posted to
+                yesterday! I'm glad they're still making cool stuff.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                Even if this was never your scene, you've probably seen z0ne's
+                art somewhere or other. They're very good at recreating the
+                style of official animations, so in many cases their work looks
+                like it could have come out of the original studio itself.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                This particular animation is one of the earliest I could find
+                for z0ne, predating the introduction of z0netan, their OC/ident.
+                There's a couple of 2005 animations from them listed on
+                Flashpoint, and two 'Hentairella' games that don't have a
+                copyright in them and look to be from when they were just
+                starting out.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                So what's the game like? Well, it's an animation loop of a
+                titjob, or 'paizuri' if you're cultured, featuring the Hentaikey
+                mascot girl.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                It's not particualrly in-depth or even very long, but it does
+                generate a template that we will see a lot in future games we
+                cover. First of all, there's the act list - each of these is a
+                different animation loop of Miss Hentaikey performing the listed
+                action on a strangely yellow penis.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                In the top right is something we will see in many, many
+                animations and games going forward: the 'pleasure' score, here
+                listed as a percentage. Strangely enough, this percentage can
+                actually go negative, seemingly forever, if you sit on the
+                'stop' option in the list for long enough. Each act continually
+                raises the pleasure meter at different rates, with it raising
+                faster the further south down the list you go.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                Hit 100% pleasure and the action list is replaced with
+                <b>CUM</b> and <b>STOP</b>. They do what you'd expect,
+                <b>CUM</b> shows a finale animation where Miss Hentaikey gets a
+                pretty intense facial. Stop just resets the game to 0% pleasure.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                And that's about all there is to it! Humble beginnings, but a
+                degree of gamification that we'll see greatly expanded upon in
+                future flashes from z0ne and indeed others.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                is it particularly titillating? Not for me, in this instance.
+                There's no foreplay here, and titjobs don't really do it for me.
+                The juice ain't worth the squeeze on 'em. The art is excellent
+                though, and the animation is both gorgeous and seamlessly loops,
+                which is definitely not always the case.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                This does start a trend of z0ne games having BANGERS as the
+                soundtrack, mind. The piece in this is only a short loop (maybe
+                a minute?) but it's a jazzy funk and honestly it slaps. There
+                are no credits on this flash outside of the initial z0ne and
+                hentaikey idents, and trying to Shazam the music proved
+                fruitless, so all I can conclude is that z0ne composed this
+                themselves. It rocks.
+              </p>
+              <p>
+                And there we go! First entry, in the bag. Not the most in-depth
+                piece of game design here, but we'll get there, promise. We
+                gotta start with the small stuff first.
+              </p>
+            </div>
+          </div>
+        </div>
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+      <iframe class="embed-links" src="../../shared/links.html"> </iframe>
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+            <h3>
+              Unlike the rest of my blog, I highly recommend reading these
+              entries in order.
+            </h3>
+            <p>
+              I will be detailing common mechanics as they come up, but will not
+              bother covering them again past mentioning them if they show up in
+              a later game (which they will, as many hentai games share a lot of
+              elements between them).
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+                <h3>Hentai Key Girl 1-4 - z0ne</h3>
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-              <h3 class="datestamp">27/02/2025</h3>
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